“Enoch walked with the Elohim, and then he disappeared
because the Elohim kidnapped him“

Who is Enoch, that mysterious patriarch who mixes with the gods? And why this founding father honored by the Jews and the Christians found himself banished by these two religions? Is there a connection with what he tells us? Let us have a deeper look.

If only one trusts the Hebrew calendar, Enoch would have lived from 3139 to 2774 BC: thus he would have spent 365 years on earth, what certifies the Bible. Come on, it is too good to be true… Could this be a symbolic figure, as it is believed by many scholars?

“This is probably to refer to the reckoning of the dates of movable feasts of 365 days per year, largely practiced in the Persian and Hellenistic era, that the age of the patriarch is 365 years” thinks Melusine VaglioEssayist, author of the book Elohim, another story of evil, Armand Colin, 2010. Curious way of thinking. If you think this figure is symbolic, if you do not give it any historical reality, in short if you think it is wrong, then all other figures from the Bible may be wrong too… and probably are. We cannot therefore go on about any biblical date … 

Oy! What will the Rabbis play with?

To say the truth, as we have seen, the patriarchs were not exactly men like us . The Extraordinary Adventures of Enoch, who was the seventh after Adam, will be sufficient to convince us. Between the lines, one can even conclude that the character of Noah, the last of the Patriarchs, hero of the flood and the renewal of humanity, could be a Néphil! Yes, one of the Nephilim, these divine giants who copulated with human women. The Patriarchs are they gods? It is quite possible after all…

If this is the case, they were of very large size… of very extensive knowledge… And their exceptional lifetime can not be called into question with the stroke of a pen. The longevity of the former gods is attested everywhere. That of Enoch still raises altercations of MPs… Genesis is yet formal: “Enoch lived sixty and five years and gave birth to Methuselah. After he had given birth to Methuselah, Enoch walked with the Elohim during three hundred years. He gave birth to many sons and daughters.” (source)Genesis V, 21-24

With a woman or a Eloha? the Bible does not tell…

“The total number of days of Enoch was three hundred sixty five years. Then Enoch walked away and disappeared with the Elohim because the Elohim took him with them.” (source)Genesis V, 21-24 Oh dear! It is a story of abduction! Enoch was abducted by aliens. Damn but this is for sure! Quick the following of the story, will say the excited reader . Alas no, there is no following. Spielberg or Cameron did not release it. I give them the idea freely, Hollywood misses some, apparently. What happened to Enoch among the Elohim?

The anointing of Enoch

And the Lord’s own mouth called me: “Courage, Enoch, do not fear, arise and stand before my face forever!” And Michael, the great archangel of the Lord lifted me up and led me from the face of the Lord. And the Lord felt his servants and said: “Enoch will go up and stand before my face forever!” The Glorious bowed and said: “May he.” The Lord said to Michael: “Take Enoch, remove his earthly garments, and anoint him with the good oil and clothe him with the garments of glory!”

Which can mean both “Deputy Michael, before the departure of the vessel, help him protect his skin with sunblock – but hey, use the good stuff, you do not bullshit me again – and do him take a galactic flight suit. “ Then Enoch left with his new buddies to play new games under new skies. When Genesis tells us that he lived 365 years, it would be just to add “on this earth.” Afterwards he is said to have lived 365 years again. Who knows? That is the problem, nobody has ever returned from beyond earth to tell us what’s up there.

Eternity is a long time.
Especially around the end.Woody Allen