{"id":35077,"date":"2021-07-11T05:00:32","date_gmt":"2021-07-11T04:00:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/eden-saga.com\/en\/?p=35077"},"modified":"2025-06-08T16:30:30","modified_gmt":"2025-06-08T15:30:30","slug":"thus-spoke-kashtabalda","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eden-saga.com\/en\/thus-spoke-kashtabalda.html","title":{"rendered":"Thus Spoke Kashtabalda"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-46365 size-full\" title=\"On te conna\u00eet Kashtabalda, par SKIES Stef Kervor Infographie Eden Saga 2021 -- L'oison de la M\u00e8re l'Oie\" src=\"https:\/\/eden-saga.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/kashtabalda-oies-skies-1900x1140.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1900\" height=\"1140\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"chapo\">This funny nickname from his sneezes. Unbelievable. Every time he sneezed,\u00a0 he exploded k<em>atshibildi<\/em> <em>!!<\/em> with all his might, and no one in the audience had time to open his umbrella. Yet he did it every time, <em>katshibildi! <\/em>or sometimes k<em>atshabalda!<\/em> Used or not, it surprised each time. Now who can get used to this?<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Otherwise, a wise man. Good advice, except for the common cold. I took the bend of noting his aphorisms &#8212; my friend Lao Surlam wants to make a collection of them. He is as lazy as a Laotian snake, his ancestors&#8217; country. His name can be written <em>Laos Ur Lam<\/em>, it is of an ancient nobility by his second name UR, the golden phoneme &#8212; Sorry, this page exists in French only: <a href=\"https:\/\/eden-saga.com\/phoneme-d-or.html\">Le phon\u00e8me d&#8217;Or<\/a>.\u00a0 And the origin of the <a href=\"https:\/\/eden-saga.com\/en\/terraformers.html\">terraforming gods<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/eden-saga.com\/en\/atlantis-technology-development-cayce-jacobs-hancock-vril-energy-technofathers.html\">our creators<\/a>. The valves of Kashtabalda always make him burst out laughing, he has promised to make a collection of it, but as he is a fervent follower of Laotian non-action, I know very well that he will do nothing. So before he doesn&#8217;t, I&#8217;ll stick to it without further ado.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"perfect-quotes\"><p>Better read it twice. Three is free. The fourth is Force.<\/p><footer class=\"blockquote-footer\">Lao Surlam<\/footer><\/blockquote>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center\">\nSuperman<\/h4>\n<p>Who is the Superman? The man who accepts his divinity. Who is divine? The son of the man. He came to Earth, he saw life, he conquered death.<\/p>\n<p>Do you want to become a superman? Accept your divinity. Do you want to be the Son of Man? You are on Earth, you see life, you just have to conquer death.<\/p>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center\">State<\/h4>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">First the solid state, then is the liquid state, and then the bad state.<\/p>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center\">Death<\/h4>\n<p>Do you want to die by dying? Take yourself for God. Do you want to live while living? Take God for yourself.<\/p>\n<p>Death is yellow in color and it smells of vanilla, said Jean Rochefort. He died of it. Was he wrong?<\/p>\n<p>The death ? No thanks. I had better a movie session.<\/p>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center\">Beautiful Friends<\/h4>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">When with the two you will make the one,<br \/>\nWhen with a lost you will make a won,<br \/>\nWhen drinking bubbles you will get hazy,<br \/>\nWhen the Red Bull ad gets you crazy,<br \/>\nIt will be the end beautiful friends, the end.<\/p>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center\">Rule<\/h4>\n<p>Who cares about the Rule? <a href=\"https:\/\/eden-saga.com\/en\/the-impeccable-warrior.html\">The Flawless Warrior<\/a>. Who cares about the warrior?<\/p>\n<p>The ruler is used to draw lines, but most often it hits you on the fingers. The Rule does the same.<\/p>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center\">To act<\/h4>\n<p>Thinking before acting is a wise habit. Thinking instead of acting is more common.<\/p>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center\">God<\/h4>\n<p>Do you want to die by dying? Don&#8217;t be afraid of God. Do you want to live while living? Don&#8217;t be afraid of yourself.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"perfect-quotes\"><p>&#8220;If you don&#8217;t die while you are alive, you will die while dying&#8221;<\/p><footer class=\"blockquote-footer\">Motto of the Teutonic Knights<\/footer><\/blockquote>\n<p>God is good but not stupid. You can&#8217;t roll it twice in a row. Wait until he has forgotten you.<\/p>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center\">The gods<\/h4>\n<p>The gods created man in their image. We are superficial, vindictive and petty. Our way of life is brutal. Our values \u200b\u200bare reversed. In their image.<\/p>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center\">Antichrist<\/h4>\n<p>Antichrist doesn&#8217;t mean against Christ, but before Christ. The antichrist is quite simply the Christ before Jesus: <a href=\"https:\/\/eden-saga.com\/en\/mithras.html\">Mithras<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/eden-saga.com\/en\/esus-christus-aka-mithra.html\">Esus<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/eden-saga.com\/en\/chrism-unveiled.html\">St Yves<\/a> &#8230; and the others.<\/p>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center\">Silver<\/h4>\n<p>If money doesn&#8217;t buy happiness, give it back. <a href=\"#\">(note)<\/a><span class=\"note\">Thanks to Jules Renard<\/span><\/p>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center\">Inspired<\/h4>\n<p>They say of me that I am inspired. When will I be expired?<\/p>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center\">Scholars<\/h4>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">The ignorance of scholars is appalling.<\/p>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center\">Happiness<\/h4>\n<p>Happy as a pig in the mud.<\/p>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center\">Glass<\/h4>\n<p>I have always seen my glass half full. I have always drunk my glass half empty.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-46429 size-full\" title=\"Si vous avez manqu\u00e9 le d\u00e9but, ne partez pas avant la fin \" src=\"https:\/\/eden-saga.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/erquy-fin-incruste-skies-1900x1140.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1900\" height=\"1140\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center\">The End<\/h4>\n<p>The end is like the beginning.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Who cares about the Rule? The Flawless Warrior. 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