{"id":55905,"date":"2025-06-05T05:00:28","date_gmt":"2025-06-05T04:00:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/eden-saga.com\/en\/?p=55905"},"modified":"2025-06-08T16:25:42","modified_gmt":"2025-06-08T15:25:42","slug":"aka-patato","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eden-saga.com\/en\/aka-patato.html","title":{"rendered":"Aka Patato"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-74260\" src=\"https:\/\/eden-saga.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/aka-patato-prend-l-air-25xe-1900x1140-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1900\" height=\"1140\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"chapo\">Aka Patato can as long as he loses. If he wins, he can\u2019t chat. Aka is a pro chatter. You must hear the wise guy as he screams. Even on an empty stomach, he drinks like a blob, the old chap. Vile. Art for lard. Neither happiness, nor woe, placid. Like Louis the Monk, dead I suppose, bread if he dares, fed up if he flares.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center\">\nHuff! Puff!<\/h4>\n<p>Aka Patato mistakenly uses false numbers. Lots of fake names. Teen nicknames. Very silly blazes that friment and rhyme and that stop, to the point that they are joined by two fists: open the quotation marks. Close the hatches, girls.&#8221; We follow you at night without making a sound on the pavement that glows in the rain.<\/p>\n<p>Know it and try to bag it. It is a lot, you don\u2019t have to hide it. I can let go of it without ruining anything, it will cost around six thousand. Similar (R). Like it looked like six thousand r si mi la r\u00e9 do, the streets of Laredo on the shores of the Lido, the girl of Ipanema does cinema there, the cat on a hot tin roof could be a whore if I catch her I eat her, I love to eat pussy on my burning fingers.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center\">\nPoor Job<\/h4>\n<p>At the end of his life, Aka is not hungry anymore. Patato has nothing but a hair on his hand. Aka does caca, Patato poops. Both are fake and bidon. Sitting on his bedpan Patato beats the butter. <a href=\"#\"><em>If it was shit you would serve as a stick<\/em>.<\/a><span class=\"note\">French kid song<\/span> Tuna quest. Aka says bad it does him good. Patato says good things but it hurts him. Aka Patato does not say or do anything. Don\u2019t eat a fresh egg. That he offered to various expenses, winter facts. To the fairies of yesterday.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"perfect-quotes\"><p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t want ever to be a man,&#8221; Peter said with passion. &#8220;I want always to be a little boy and to have fun. So I ran away to Kensington Gardens and lived a long long time with the fairies.&#8221;<\/p><footer class=\"blockquote-footer\">James Barrie<\/footer><\/blockquote>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Aka loses as much as he can, and all he loses is always that much. Aka of his real name <a href=\"https:\/\/eden-saga.com\/en\/vieux-patate-unmasked.html\">Alias Patate de la Rangeraye<\/a> is the ultimate heir to a family without children as poor as Job before he started in cigarette paper. Aka is an orphan with no known parents, except Job son of Jonah son of Johnisse son of the Sel la Baleine.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-55965 size-full\" title=\"JOB LA BALEINE, papier \u00e0 rouler au sel de mer -- 25xe\" src=\"https:\/\/eden-saga.com\/en\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/job-pap-cigarett-sel-baleine-25xe-1900x1140-1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"1900\" height=\"1140\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center\">What farm?<\/h4>\n<p>But as his father is unknown I will not dwell on the question. The children of Aka Alias are not many, I am talking about those he knows or has recognized without having known them, who are in the number zero. The unknown children of which he has not been aware rest in a place of ease between Limbo and Paradise, change at <a href=\"#\">Motte-Piquait.<\/a><span class=\"note\">Motte-Picquet, a Paris tube station<\/span> Now it\u2019s better, the boss has changed her razor.<\/p>\n<p>If I tell you this is because of course I have an ulterior motive behind my head otherwise why do it? I don\u2019t know anything, my thought is so backward that I no longer think about it, <a href=\"#\"><em>I never think at all, I\u2019m too smart for it<\/em>.<\/a><span class=\"note\">(Albert Camus, Caligula)<\/span> The other one is silent. He could have said Pierre or Jacques, but he shuts it down. With a firm hand. In his farm before it closes.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"perfect-quotes\"><p>When you&#8217;ll give up hope, I&#8217;ll teach you will.<\/p><footer class=\"blockquote-footer\">Seneca<\/footer><\/blockquote>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center\">But as the king &#8230;<\/h4>\n<p><em>&#8230; doesn\u2019t want, it will be you!<\/em> I know my classics, but they are so snobbish that they know nothing about me. Everyone ignores me better than who better. Everyone smells crazy. They all stink, the skunks! It\u2019s crazy. We don\u2019t care about anything. From head to toe, we are covered with shame. That\u2019s good, because if it was dirty water, shame! Even if you drink water, it should be bad. Well bad.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0Shut up. You stink too. So your farm is closed. So you go to the bush, you chop down old roofs. The old him, the old me. You are unemployed like <a href=\"https:\/\/eden-saga.com\/en\/all-old.html\">all the old people<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Let\u2019s talk about something else. Old people always make you cry. Aka, <a href=\"https:\/\/eden-saga.com\/en\/knight-ficelle.html\">Ficelle<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/eden-saga.com\/en\/silent-words.html\">Gueugueu<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/eden-saga.com\/en\/vieux-patate-unmasked.html\">Alias<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/eden-saga.com\/en\/thus-spoke-kashtabalda.html\">Kashtabalda<\/a>, all his buddies little farts lost for no one yet not lost for Papa Pipe taking part in pity permutons pardons pardon during full (the manuscript stops here, Patate too).<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"perfect-quotes\"><p>\u00a0The old world is dying, the new one is slow to appear, and in this chiaroscuro monsters appear.<\/p><footer class=\"blockquote-footer\">Antonio Gramsci<\/footer><\/blockquote>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-74311\" src=\"https:\/\/eden-saga.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/torero-mort-corrida-25xe-1000x600-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1000\" height=\"600\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center\">&#8230; And the Queen wants, for God\u2019s sake!<\/h4>\n<p><a href=\"#\">The arena<\/a><span class=\"note\">la reine = l&#8217;ar\u00e8ne<\/span>\u00a0 wants the old man! Yes! He will be torero. Thor hero. <a href=\"#\"><em>Wrong and rot. Who stinks who farts. And takes his kippur&#8230;<\/em><\/a><span class=\"note\">French nursery rhyme<\/span> you know my story, old pear. A trumpet, yes, here it is. Do you see it there? Forget it, you\u2019re hurting yourself. Tronc p\u00e8te de l&#8217;amor, sings Pignon. <a href=\"#\">&#8220;<em>Is Jules here?<\/em>&#8220;<\/a><span class=\"note\">French old radio play<\/span><\/p>\n<p>All these words spoken will be held against you. All against. Let them keep you warm when you sleep outside. Draped in your dignity, that\u2019s how you call your word coat. A mind, emmental coats. Loving your freedom. And the arena in all this? He coughed. What arena? That of the title. You show a pendulum, no, a Thor hero who would have you in the queen, and then nothing, no relation. Neither textual nor sexual.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center\">Dunno, Forgot<\/h4>\n<p>The title is meant to title, By <a href=\"https:\/\/eden-saga.com\/en\/odious-odin-frightening-freya.html\">Odin<\/a>! It\u2019s very convenient, said the closet. Do we know with what beauty he frolics? <a href=\"https:\/\/eden-saga.com\/en\/odious-odin-frightening-freya.html\">Frightening<\/a>. Stop it now! I cancel everything, said the ring. The medium is not a medium, I put him on the index. The arena wants him. he will have to have sex and drugs and rock n&#8217; roll. Damn et sch\u00f6n.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s true and even truer. Everything is false in history. <a href=\"https:\/\/eden-saga.com\/en\/fusion-confusion.html\">The doubter at nothing tells us stories<\/a>. As many Histories as hysterical historian. Indeed! But no comment. Earth haters shut them up. Always laughing at the worst story. Aka is an orphan with no known parents. Grabbing naked tail. Common green. Come on grin? Wazza?\u00a0<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"perfect-quotes\"><p>\u00a0History teaches historians how to falsify it.<\/p><footer class=\"blockquote-footer\">Stanislaw Jerzy Lec<\/footer><\/blockquote>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-74433\" src=\"https:\/\/eden-saga.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/herodote-histoire-25xe-1000x600-1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"1000\" height=\"600\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>-By the way, how are you?<\/strong><br \/>\n-I walk on by the way. Do you?<br \/>\n<strong>-&#8230;remember when we met. The day I knew you were my pet.\u00a0<\/strong><br \/>\n-Very funny.<br \/>\n<strong>-No, <em>\u201cSea of Love\u201d<\/em> by the Honeydrippers<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center\">Sea of what?<\/h4>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><strong>Do you<\/strong> <strong>remember when we met <br \/>\nThat&#8217;s the day I knew you were my pet <br \/>\nI want to tell you <br \/>\nHow much I love you<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"color: #ffff99\">Soooo noble! So rich and refined!!<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\"><blockquote class=\"perfect-quotes\"><p>Without music, life would be a mistake.<\/p><footer class=\"blockquote-footer\">Friedrich Nietzsche<\/footer><\/blockquote><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=fofsNJqfYjg&amp;ab_channel=GaryLarson\">All my trials Lord soon be over<\/a><\/p>\n<h2>Patate and Pals<\/h2>\n<ul id=\"item_3367\" class=\"collapse show\" aria-expanded=\"true\">\n<li><a title=\"The Old Potato crossed the worlds, then the white light transformed him\" href=\"https:\/\/eden-saga.com\/en\/patate-hole.html\">Farewell Old Pat<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Wherever you smell, it smells rancid. Something is rotten in the state of Earth.\" href=\"https:\/\/eden-saga.com\/en\/patate-hodgepodge.html\">Hodgepodge \u00e0 la Patate<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Why do I feel the tyrannical urge to rehash the past excesses of Vieux Patate?\" href=\"https:\/\/eden-saga.com\/en\/pockatoo-cockatoo.html\">Pockatoo Cockatoo<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"He left the city, he left this world too, he left without leaving any address, he never had.\" href=\"https:\/\/eden-saga.com\/en\/vieux-patate-unmasked.html\">Vieux Patate Unmasked<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Everything you said about me is false, shameful and could not be heavier. I'm hallucinating.\" href=\"https:\/\/eden-saga.com\/en\/i-patate.html\">I Patate<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Potato Hot, yo, like a French fries stall. Hot as embers, the blessed beggar.\" href=\"https:\/\/eden-saga.com\/en\/potato-hot.html\">Potato Hot<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Who cares about the Rule? The Flawless Warrior. Who cares about the warrior?\" href=\"https:\/\/eden-saga.com\/en\/thus-spoke-kashtabalda.html\">Thus Spoke Kashtabalda<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Reach out, spit on the ground, wooden well, iron spell, if I lie I go to hell...\" href=\"https:\/\/eden-saga.com\/en\/nobody-will-believe.html\">Nobody Will Believe<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Suddenly he comes, spinning wheel, hanging round, Kashtabalda's back !\" href=\"https:\/\/eden-saga.com\/en\/silent-words.html\">Words He Didn&#8217;t Say<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"On the dusty roads Ficelle sang. He invents his choruses with his daily life, his setbacks and his gains\" href=\"https:\/\/eden-saga.com\/en\/knight-ficelle.html\">Knight de la Ficelle<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"All the old folks are losing their heads. What do you think? Why would I be an exception?\" href=\"https:\/\/eden-saga.com\/en\/all-old.html\">All The Old<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"\" href=\"https:\/\/eden-saga.com\/en\/man-raising-women.html\">Man Raising Women<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Without much illusion, I stumble blindly to find the way. Towards where? No idea.\" href=\"https:\/\/eden-saga.com\/en\/soul-black-night.html\">Black Night of Soul<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"This is a very special page. Don't miss the pale blue words. Translate. Meditate. \" href=\"https:\/\/eden-saga.com\/en\/jojo-is-back.html\">Patate Days<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"The days without Vieux Patate have gone down the drain. I forgot all about them.\" href=\"https:\/\/eden-saga.com\/en\/the-days-without-patate.html\">Patate Ways<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Aka Patato<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-42319\" src=\"https:\/\/eden-saga.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/patate-ote-masque-tardi-ski-1900x1140.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"1900\" height=\"1140\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aka Patato can as long as he loses. If he wins, he can\u2019t chat. 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